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Definitely not a front for a pair of French twin sisters who wage a secret war on crime with nothing but their wits, athletic ability, super-pheromones, and a head-whip.
Definitely not.
That would be ridiculous.

IMPORTANT OBSERVATION THAT REQUIRES FURTHER DISCUSSION

Is the Defenders the super-hero team that has the most shirtless men on its all-time roster?

  • Hulk
  • Namor
  • Silver Surfer
  • Daimon Hellstrom
  • The Thing
  • Gargoyle
  • The Beast

Many of them are “monster” men, so their shirtlessness does not reveal human flesh. If you count the Defenders-for-a-day, then we can add Hercules to the list. (I’m not counting Secret Defenders, but you can!)

Clearly, this is an important discovery, and I need the scientific community to evaluate my research before I can move forward.

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